young and reckless

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via dogesexual)

tylenold:

i put the laid in plaid

(via davidisbeyonce)

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via davidisbeyonce)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via internetkilledmylife)

(Source: lea-michele, via internetkilledmylife)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via internetkilledmylife)